What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 08:28
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
True - how I loved my mum!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What do you mean son?
Do you know what she said mum?
What! how could you do that?
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”